Are you kidding me?

My thoughts on this Saturday night/ Sunday morning while at work. Very random...and I could care less!

1.) Whats up with this woman that just told me that her Husband has been in jail for almost 7 months, so she thought she would start dating someone else? (Which is now cussing her & throwing bricks at her car)
2.) Oh yea! She is 29 and didn't know that he was 17. Seriously?! Is it that hard to tell, because I don't believe I have ever seen a 17 yr old male that looks anywhere close to being 29. Big difference lady!
3.) She didn't know her OL's were suspended until Friday whenever a deputy came to her residence because someone kicked in her door, and stole her paycheck! Hmm..I wonder who did that too?
4.) Did she just tell me that she has called 911 before, and it didn't work? What...
5.) Did I just get a call of a black male breaking into houses to tell them that he wanted to buy the house from them? (very intoxicated, btw)
6.) Oh, he must want to buy two houses?
7.)Did I really say "a grassed hill" on the radio? Is grassed even a word?
8.) Has my kiddo already learned "na na na" is a smarty pants thing to say to me whenever "she wins she wins?"
9.)We seriously just bring in a 17 yr old for dui? Have sense kids.
10.) Did I really tell myself that I miss him today? Are you kidding me!
11.) Why do these red birds keep attacking my car!! Not just attacking my mirrors but pooping all over the sides of it. I have never had this problem until this week. I told someone that my Papaw in Heaven must be angry with me, because everytime I see a red bird I think of him. But really, why won't they stop already?
12.) Charli woke up from a nap today asking for her fishin pole (or as she says po') and asked if a certain friend was taking us fishing. Huh? We haven't even spoke with that friend in MONTHS! Wow, what a memory she has!
12.) Why do we still have 2008 case report numbers laid out whenever it's the third month of 2009. Organize people! But please dont ask me to until I recieve "full time w/ benefits"..amen.
14.) Did i seriously just make two number 12's? lol. Sleepy??
15.) Am I ever going to stop finding paint on my hands even though I've washed them like 50 times tonight?
16.) Did he just really slam that door when he was walking out for no other reason than because I am working? Did I really make someone hate me by being nice to them?
17.) Western Kentucky tied their game in the last 12 seconds, then lost in the last 9. =( Good game boys. T-O-P-S!
18.) I seriously used a picture of me w/ him cut out for my default on Myspace this week. Hey, my hair was looking good though! lol.
19.) Charli told me today that her name was Suzie and she had different hair, because it needed to be longer. Do children already think they need to be different at this age? I hope she always remembers how beautiful she is. But I know, no matter how many times I tell her she will forget, just as we all do. With every step that she takes, I'll be there reminding her.
20.) The newspaper says our city council spoke of getting 16 cameras to go around the city for us (911 operators) to monitor! Are you SEIROUSLY kidding me!?! I will not watch any cameras for a three stoplight & a four-way stop/square town that has 5,000 people in the entire county! Why are we so scared that our "hicks" that sit on the square are going to hurt something. They sit there. At least their dodges that blow smoke, aren't running, they aren't drinking, they are sitting there...TALKING! Whats the harm? I still sit with them, *some* nights. But leave them be, they aren't doing anything harmful to anyone!!

and my last one...



...any answers? People always get tickled whenever they hear me say this, but really though?


well, update (who would of thought this was coming?)
21.)Why do you keep telling me you know where you are but its just to dark outside for you to tell me? Oh, and you think your telling me the right road numerical, but you're not. 101 is Smiths grove rd, 234 is cemetery rd. Okay everyone? It's 4 in the morning I will be getting them confused if you tell me wrong to many times.
22.) 6 people in one truck? at 4 in the morning?
23.) Why do Hispanics have such long names that my little country mouth cannot pronounce? I do honestly know the meaning behind the two last names and all but seriously, I like simple.
24.) Strawberry pie for breakfast...that is Heaven on Earth! <3