Thursday, November 14, 2013

Tooth Fairy Stresses OUT

The tooth fairy is obviously a slacker and has become a walking disaster since I was a kid. She never knows how much money is correct. Or when she tells someone how much she gives, they gasp at how rich that she is. 

Ah, hold up


How about the tooth fairy is just clueless and is tired of stressing over the appropriate amount. So she throws in the white towel and stuffs whatever under that pillow. 

It was $5 for the first tooth. Because its a huge milestone of course. $1 for the next 
and now we are here...

Yep, that's right. The first top tooth. That big Mama got $3. I can hear your gasping as you're reading this. But seriously, hush it. Because the tooth fairy is doing good just to not wake the kid up. 

It seems that every time Charli looses a tooth. I almost have a massive heart attack, from the stress of moving the pillow. Then when she gets face to face with me, of course there I go straight into a-fib. 

Being a parent is stressful but being the tooth fairy, Santa and the friggin' Easter Bunny is stressful. 

But my gosh, she is so cute toothless. 


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Aww to cute. I think $3 is reasonable heck even $5 :) My son lost a tooth a few month ago and the tooth fairy did not prepare herself and she fumbled through her purse in the middle of the night & in the dark and that darn tooth fairy left $20!!!!! Ah yes, I was quite surprised when he got up and came running out with the $20 bill, needless to say she will be more prepared next time. Haha! Thankfully my son sleeps crazy and rarely uses his pillow so that part is easy for me, my daughter may be a different story though. Ha :)

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